But sometimes my friends call me Mouse Cop.
I'm an ex-river guide, and this is my best attempt at giving Corporate America a shot. If it doesn't work out, you'll know where to find me.
I'm convinced one of the fastest ways to get to know someone is to walk into their bedroom.
We're all about efficiency these days, so I'll save you the trip.
Skateboard: Brushing up on my rock to fakie
Towel Poncho: Sewn by yours truly
Old Ammo Can: If you love this one, I'd love to work for you
Life Jacket
Wimbledon Tote
Flossers
NRS hat: I made this from my grandpa's old dry suit
Skis
Current reads: The Book of Mormon, On Writing, King Lear
Darn Tough Socks
Everything notebook
Fortune: "A good position and comfortable salary will be yours." (Help me out here?)
Gloves: Proud survivor of winter bicycle rides
Ficus lyrata
Sleeping Pad: Almost as many nights on this bad boy as my own mattress
Dad's old sweatshirt
Nutmeg: Wish I could explain why this isn't in the kitchen
Harmonica
Pocket knife: For slicing apples mostly
Smith Sunglasses: Never to be seen chumless
Water jerry
Scarf: I don't wear scarves and I've sworn off knitting since
Climbing rope
Powder suit: I wear this more than you'd think
Oatmeal
I have a lot to offer! I’ve got great advice when it comes to making your own bone broth,* playing chess against your older brothers,** and replacing the timing belt in your car.*** I can row Class V Rapids, speak Spanish, and drive stick-shift. Plus I make some yummy chocolate chip cookies.
But in the end, I’m just a student of all things good, looking for good people doing good things. If you know where to find more of that, I’d love to connect. And maybe eat a tuna fish sandwich together?
*unless you want all of your belongings smelling like pork knees for the next three days, just buy some premade
**reading Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess cover to cover will not make you better than them
***there’s a reason the “timing belt replaced” sticker is bright yellow, and it’s worth noticing before you disassemble the entire engine of your 1999 Honda CR-V